dismayed

I was so proud of myself, this early morning. I logged onto Amazon and painlessly and quickly bought all the school and household supplies. I figured I saved substantial money and time. And now, all evening, my phone has been dinging.

Your box of #2 pencils has shipped! was one email.

Your Seventh Generation laundry detergent has shipped! came the next.

Your post-it notes and red 3 ring binder have shipped! came yet another, minutes later.

Are you kidding me? Please do not tell me that the 41 items I bought today are trickling to my doorstep, practically individually boxed and wrapped! I made sure every single item was bought directly from Amazon and qualified for Amazon Prime shipping. I thought it would all be dumped into one big box!

I'm sorry planet earth!