Men and Women

Met my cousin late last night for dinner. Didn't finish talking until midnight in his apt lobby. He told me some astonishing and very personal things. I also mentioned concerns about my mom's health and worried about someone I cannot mention here. We talked about relationships. He's a bit of an expert you know. He was divorced then remarried, then became a dad. He also knows a thing or two or three about infidelity... You want to know what keeps a relationship alive? he asked. Woman must behave like prostitute and give oral sex. Everyday! I slapped his arm and accused him of being juvenile. I am not kidding! he protested, that's all we need! And women? What do you think we need - do I even want to know, I'm not sure! We men have to listen to all of your problems, of course! he rolled his eyes. I laughed even harder recognizing that truth. Trust me, Gimky, it's how men and women work together.